Everyone dreams...some dare...but a few succeed in making it a reality...yes i m talking of those who have made it to this prestigious stream of engineering, the computer science engineering
Here we are...presenting to you a celebration...the likes of which the department, or even the institution has never seen before.... The celebration of being a computer science engineer we present to you.... Zest 2010 .....an inter collegiate state level techno cultural event.
ZEST!....
The word ...means “keen enjoyment”..and enjoyment of any form is incomplete without the support of friends and blessings of elders..... I Prajwal Rai , president of association of computer engineers, nmamit welcome all my fellow engg students of this college and the participants of other colleges to this 3 day fiesta!
We started with zest in the previous academic year....even thoug zest 09 was released with very little prepration time...... and had to conform to a tight schedule we managed to pull off a success.
This encouraged us to make its successor ....an event which would set a benchmark to all the coming batches....we hope that our juniors learn from our pros and cons and come up with even better events and take the branch to greater heights.....
The planning of zest 2010 began in the month of December...we have included 16 unique and exciting events both technical and cultural...along with a social message ... zest 2010 has a theme “go green”....we have taken the TIMES GROUP initiative... a concerned plea to the youth for a better future...we have already registered around 600 participants and are expecting more...for the first time ever the renowned CodeChef.com will host the C-Programming event at college level....we have participants from 25 different colleges..including the likes of iit Kanpur , shstra university Chennai, rv coll ,etc etc... we have put in our heart and soul in to zest 2010 and i hope its everything or even more than wat u expected.....
I would like to conclude with a small message to 1 and all .... a good future needs only 1 color ....green...lets do our part ...save nature...thank you
LINK's:-times group0-- http://gogreenindia.co.in/blog/?p=119
I alway s wonder how can human s get all these diseases tat originate from animal s!!.Interestin!!.AID s virus was supposed to be passed on from our ancestor GORILLA's??A question_WHO THE FUCK FUCKED A GORILLA at first??(ha ha cnt even think bout it lol). Isnt it obvious??.Where did cancer all of a sudden pop up n kill 100 s of em without even giving a clue to find a VaCCine.How does a gorilla live till it s lifespan.They are more IMMUNE??.Din't the soo called big head's know this??The answer is....
THEY DID!!
but they wer not allowed to expose the truth by the so called BIG GUY's in power.The revenues wer HIGH.They cant compromise the growth of the country for HUMAN BEINGS??The greed has made milliion s suffer.When they compromise we cant stop.We need to go deep n fuck them high.The dairy industry generates a revenue globally is $280.1 billion (http://www.reportlinker.com/p0185026/Dairy-Global-Industry-Guide.html).....who wuld compromise this??ha ha insane.This is not a story to think on.I got sme fact lined up to support this.with all the technical s required.Insane shit.Let s go down to the milky way hi hi.....people of US...IT s mainly for ya...
Bovine leukemia virus is a cancer-causing microbe in cattle.
Just how many cows have it? The US Department of
Agriculture reports that nationwide, 89 percent of herds
contain cows with BLV. The most infected region is the
Southeast, where 99 percent of herds have the tumor-causing
bug. In some herds across the country, almost every single
animal is infected. A 1980 study across Canada uncovered a
lower but none-too-reassuring rate of 40 percent.
BLV is transmitted through milk. Since the milk from all
cows in a herd is mixed before processing, if even a single
cow is infected, all milk from that herd will have BLV
swimming in it.
Citing an article in Science, oncologist
Robert Kradjian, MD, warns that 90 to 95 percent of milk
starts out tainted. Of course, pasteurization — when done the right way — kills BLV, but the
process isn't perfect. And if you drink raw milk, odds are you're gulping down bovine leukemia
virus.
Between dairy cows and their cousins that are used for meat (who tend to be infected at lower
rates), it appears that a whole lot of BLV is getting inside us. A 2001 study in Breast Cancer
Research detected antibodies to the bovine leukemia virus in blood samples from 77 out of 100
volunteers. Furthermore, BLV showed up more often in breast tissue from women with breast
cancer than in the tissue from healthy women. Several medical studies have found positive
correlations between higher intake of milk/beef and increased incidence of leukemia or
lymphoma in humans, although other studies haven't found a correlation,but do you feel comfortable
knowing that cow cancer cells are in your body?
uff tat was BOOORING!!
sme general knowledge for ya
We humans have other friends besides Herds. And with these other friends come other diseases(free,buy 1 get 1 free):
By far they're our best friends. And that means cats and dogs are common sources of disease.
Plague. Rodents carry the plague bacteria. Very rarely, cats get fleas from infected rodents and pass the disease to humans.
Q fever. People are much more likely to get Q fever from barnyard animals than from cats. But it does happen. Half of infected people get symptoms that include fever, headache, chest or stomach pain, diarrhea, and/or vomiting. It can also cause temporary swelling of the heart -- a dangerous event for people who already have heart disease.
Leptospira infection. Humans get infected via contact with water, food, or soil containing urine from infected animals. Left untreated, leptospirosis can be quite serious. It can lead to liver failure, trouble breathing, kidney damage, brain and spinal cord infection, and, rarely, death(thank god!!).
Salmonella infection. People get this often-severe gastrointestinal infection via contact with animal feces. It can cause severe kidney damage to young children(1 kidney s OK.there s another UP AND RUNNIN!!lol).
Birds. Pet birds, including parrots and parakeets, can spread psittacosis(how adorable hi hi). It's a relatively rare disease,there's often pneumonia.Can lead to serious heart, liver, and nerve problemsmmon no big DEAL lol)
Reptiles and amphibians. Snakes, turtles, lizards, frogs, toads, and salamanders -- like other animals -- can carry Salmonella bacteria.Keep them in their habitat; don't let them wander your room.Don't kiss your reptile -- it won't like it, anyway hi hi. they weaken immune systems.
An o2 cell in your hand, branded jeans and a black sunglass, getting down a Mercedes Benz makes you walk tall down the college corridors bragging in your mind “catch me if you can”. All eyes popping on you because you are rich!!. Same time there is another person walking down the stairs, who is good-looking but is in casuals, goes unnoticed as if he’s invisible. This is what I would like to call as a “poorness gap”. It is a gap between rich and others where poor people attain happiness and richer people have never dreamt of.
Being born as a rich boy or girl makes us feel lucky because we think that we can enjoy all the worldly pleasures. If we want something, it’s just in front of us. You have the big bungalows, cool cars, all the trendy house wares and peak gadgets required for modern lifestyle. But the question is -Till when? Do you think that you are the most enjoying person in the world or you are on the top of the world? ”Knock!!Knock welcome to reality”. Don’t even dream like that because the truth is harsh face it-“you are in the end (bottom) of the world”.
Can you eat a panipuri in a roadside stall? Have you ever travelled in a crowded bus? Or have you been to a fish market? Or ride a bicycle down the streets? Do you ever go out without a makeup? Or go to a cheap local shop for clothing’s? YA, you guessed it right “NO”, because you know people will laugh at you (even which you didn’t experience).One thing is for sure that we will have more fun here in these places than in a coffee day or a mc Donald’s. Your childhood as a whole has been spent mostly within the four walls of your house with your parents or nanny’s, just watching tom & jerry on TV or playing expensive video games. You never experienced or had time to explore the outer world. A child born in a poor family, he is taken care only for a few days, later he is left free to explore the world beyond his imaginations. He goes outside the house plays in rain, swims in ponds, makes sculptures with mud and plays with the street animals.(all these things which a poor child does, you do now going to water parks—Childs play!!).You will be allergic even if you just touch a dog and your parents might even shout at you, for sure. Have you ever enjoyed dancing in rain? ”NO” for sure because you are addicted to cold and fever. I’m not exaggerating on a small topic. There are many other things. I’m trying to show how a rich guys life is bound by restrictions. Behind every work he does there is a tagline “under parental guidance”. You have everything since your childhood and have nothing more to ask for and hence life starts getting bored. You have nothing more to explore. You cannot act as you want—manners restrict you. Poor people are thought as manner less, filthy, uncultured etc, As if they care!! . They don’t care a damn to anyone—they know they have a life and they need to live it with no bounds and tags attached. When we are poor & we do some work and attain success we will be happy in every step of improvement and have a bash at every point sharing success with everyone. He can handle anything-a success or a failure, because he has a wide range of experience since childhood. But if a rich guy loses his money, I am sure he cannot cope up with the conditions. He loses all hopes in his life. So it ends up in depression, suicide etc. Whereas a poor guy has been in all stages of life and can adjust.
You go in a car to a fair and use some kind of ticket & go inside the temple & all the way back home. Is it what the fair is all about? It’s about having fun. Just walk down those shopping tents and you will see many things that are fascinating, people shouting out god’s name, speakers crying out the bhajans, announcements, the local circus, amazing magicians, and silly dog shows etc. So you miss this all because people laugh at you?? .Common, think about all this and enlighten yourself-WHO’s A LOSER?? .It’s not your problem. It’s what we call fate. People watch every step, they follow him and always try to catch his mistakes and ruin his fun. Take our actors for example. He can’t get out of his car, he can’t talk to a girl(she becomes his life partner for some days!!),he can’t ride a bike(he might be shot),he can’t walk down the streets freely(people surround him),he can’t split, sneeze, smoke in public(it might create a controversy or be in the FrontPage of a magazine).Guys live life bindass!! do what you feel like doing, don’t care a damn of who thinks what—be what you are and think o f what you want to be—don’t be a looser
--PRAJWAL RAI
It was rainy day in mid august and I was ready to be a engineer . I had heard all kinds of stories and gossips on ragging. Had perfect plans on keeping a low profile on the campus for the year. Even though I had been in hostel for 7 years, the first night in the hostel is a hectic one, we won’t know anyone. But I was lucky because I knew a few guys from my college, Naman, Keertan, and Uday. Next day was a big day. Hell yeah!! First day of my engineering life,I didn’t want to screw it up. I got up at 7.45. Enthusiasm was in the air. I could see the first time hostelites running around. Not talking too much as they didn’t know each other. I brushed my teeth and went to have a shower. Again i saw others politely waiting for the bathrooms. Damn I knew the rules of the hostel; I pushed them aside and “bang!!Bang!!”, I started banging and kicking the doors asking them to come out. It was 8.40 and everyone, except a few including me, were off to college...then i got ready and started walking towards the college, checking out the hotels, shops, ground etc.
I reached college and looked around; as everyone were in colour dress i couldn’t get who are the seniors. “Cool campus, a coffee day____” I had a conception of nitte as a big city, but we all know the truth, let’s face it. Then i started running towards the entrance, could see some gleaming eyes staring at me like a animal ready to pounce on me. Mmm!! Got it you are the seniors.
Running and gasping I somehow reached the notice board and checked my classroom; It was “NB 107”. It was already 9.10 and now was confuse of wat is NB .Then I saw a group of people moving upstairs. I approached and asked them” where is NB?”. And a fat brown guy with a half shaved beard, dark eyes turned back and asked “Are you a first year??” . I said “yes Dude!!”(Acting cool).he was wearing a striped shirt and a brown pant, by his look and dressing I knew”Gandhiiii!!”.Suddenly he said “come with me even I m a first year”. I thought “thank God!! I m not bunking the first class for the first time in my life”. This dude was exhausted when we reached the 4th floor of the old block. At the end of the floor there was a hall and he said “this is the class, come”. ”I can see that !#!@$#” just grumbling in my mind. The hall had a semitransparent glass on its door. I said in my mind “here I come....” and opened the door, a cool breeze took me by surprise “wow AC, not bad” I thought. When I entered the hall I could see cushioned seats, a projector was displaying a nice video. “Engineering rock’s classrooms have to be like this, A popcorn would have been interesting!! “. Grabbed a seat near that door with my 5 minute friend. All students had a pen, notes...etc except me, which I didn’t have a habit of carrying.
Then the lecturer was here, he was a young,fair looking guy with a French beard and well dressed(he looked like a lecturer). He was very witty and funny in his teaching and he explained the business skills using an example of “greedy monkey and nuts”. After sometime he said what was our qualification before joining this course.Degree,B.E..Was all that everyone was saying? I was like” what should i say??...P.U.C, damn” i got a doubt and i suddenly asked my friend “which is this class?”.And he replied” this is MBA first year business class” .I was shocked ”what the hell?? I asked for NB and you got me into MBA (wah!kya baath hai)”.He started giggling!!Damn even I laughed. Now I was clearly aware of the fact ”I bunked my first class again”. Now I knew that I had to do some damage control about my qualification and thought of a degree. THANK GOD!! the lecturer was interrupted by a notice. Then he said that it was time for group discussion. He put me in my friend’s group. Now I thought it’s time to have some fun and I informed my group that i was a B.E student and how I got there. There was a small pause and then everyone burst into laughter, Even I was laughing(I know even you are,right now!!). Suddenly the bell rang and I thought” this is the moment...the final rush” and ran out(bhagam bhag!!). As I ran out the door, the next lecturer saw me and shouted” what’s wrong with you!! Where are you running??” . Even the first lecturer came back. I explained them the story behind this run. Even they started laughing. I thought “if i stay there for few more minutes,i might win the laughter challenge”(i know it;s dumb,but it was a joke,those days). I ran to my classroom somehow. It was a happy day although from there on . But one thing remained my mind forever
Till today I never attended my first class, in my career
But I am still gonna be a engineer
It wont happen everyday
It was just my first day
DUDE one puff!!
I have to Quit man...my lung's is getting small
"Giving up smoking is easy. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times." Every one of us has probably felt the same way when trying to kick the butt. The best efforts are quashed by that one last cigarette at a party, reaching out for it on a stressful day at work or just hanging out with friends. So why exactly is it so difficult to quit,even after reading wat's ont the pack!!
So i think all MACCHA's need to know the basic's of how smoking work's.Then we can calculate the milage of our life Just like we calculate the milage of a bike.(PJ!!adjust maadi).we all know how generally it work's but we don't know exactly where how the combustion work's.so i ll take ya to the combustion chamber of our body.
one needs to understand how nicotine(combustible material!!lol) behaves in the body. Some Dude's have researched on this topic(which mean's they had smoking zone(endda fuck).Nicotine's molecule shape is very similar to that of acetylcholine, a natural neurotransmitter that is responsible for controlling muscle movements, breathing, heart rate, mood, appetite, memory, and most importantly, chemicals that stimulate the pleasure centres of the brain(u can read again!!no issues.i no u dint understand). Instead, nicotine begins to stimulate the brain to release large doses of dopamine, the hormone responsible for a happy feeling(khushi).
A smoker get's the KICK needed and the addictive damage is done(ur milage decreases).
Y?? do people smoke??.I have heard big JACKASSES saying "when people r stressed they smoke".I would just show middle finger n say "F*** U".Show me one guy who smokes when he is stressed.When someone is stressed bout some work they ll do the work as fast as possible,NOT smoke.If tat was so,then WHY don't people smoke in funeral's.tat s the height of tension!!(mmmm)People smoke only when they are bored,brek's,jobless.for instance, most smokers light up after a meal, while driving or when they are out walking alone.Which means that the person not only associates this new high with smoking, but also with what they're doing when they're smoking(kud kushi karlo)
TIME for DAMAGE conttrol:-
write down your reasons to quit and have them ready every time you want to smoke. Know your smokin area's and keep away from them.Drugs designed to help smokers act at the same receptors in the brain where nicotine goes and binds, and release dopamine(itna paisa mein ithna hi milenga!!)
Smokers have a four-fold risk of developing a heart attack compared to non-smokers. Over a period of time, they develop deposits of fat inside the lining of the blood vessels, causing them to become hard and develop cracks(it s INDIA crack's mean s it ll surely fall soon!!wt a PJ!!)
Besides respiratory problems, half of the lung cancer cases and 70 per cent oral cancer cases can be attributed to tobacco," .
The effects of smoking on women are greater than on men in the same age group, as women have relatively smaller blood vessels and these get further constricted due to smoking.For women on oral contraceptive pills, the risk increases as they are more prone to blood clots, strokes and cardio-vascular trouble.A lot of women tend to think that puffing away will kill appetite,(SIZE ZERO) and are even wary of putting on weight if they quit as the metabolic rate slows down. But what they don't realise is that it's harder to build muscle and tone up as one's stamina goes for a toss(dimak ki batthi jalade!!)
- Never too late
Even if you have been smoking for a few years, there's no reason to think that the damage is permanent. Smoking is the most preventable cause of death and India has the third highest number of women smokers (over one crore) in the world with the figures constantly rising. But Indian heart is like maruthi 800.Within three months of quitting, your heart attack risk begins to drop and lung function improves.(tension nahi lene ka). A year after quitting your added risk of heart disease is half that of a smoker and five years after quitting, the risk of a stroke is reduced to that of a non-smoker. It's time you took that thing s on the pack a little more seriously.
- Stub the butt
1. Try to avoid the places or people with whom you tend to smoke more often.(bad friend's..grrr)
2. Use gum, or cloves, to delay the urge to smoke
3. Buy one cigarette at a time and never keep packs(friend's ll finish it off!!ha ha).
4. When you smoke, smoke only half the cigarette and throw away the rest(let some poor guy have some fun too..u r helpin someone).
5. Keep a count of how much you smoke each day and try to reduce every week(if ya count..ur math's improves!!).
-PRAJWAL RAI
Its 9.5 on the clock and i am breathing heavily,i m wearing a blue shirt with stripes with 2 pockets in two sides and a black jeans with torn-out reebok shoes, phew its tough to run all the way from hostel to college.i wait another 2 minutes for the lift.’TING’ it’s time to relieve your stress,i don’t know why,but lift is one place where most people relieve their stress.A lift has been a place for many activities since it was invented.Evanthough lift is basically for people think of lift as their own place for happiness.once the door closes disappointed employees show their frustrations,,,,love arouses,,.people dance around...discuss various other issues etc.lift has a changed meaning as a place to relax after a bad day for many.i have a different perpective of a lift,because i have had many good and bad moments to savour.
I get into the lift n woo...the cool breeze from the fan makes me feel go back to room n have a nap again.n everyone discussing last night s Dota match,some nerd’s with formulae confusion s,love gossip’s it makes me think “are we so jobless??”.But before i think of going back,a sexy gal enter s.there s a silence tat s fuckin weird,n I know the scanning has begun.Tat s damn!!the lift get s hot again with all the eyes taking too much radiation,of coarse it include s me too.I see a guy adjusting his collar’s,checking his missed call which had never happened,he just want s to impress her with her phone.In the corner i see a geek “have u used MAC?”.”NO”.”it s awesome dude i have it in home”(oh!!now she know s U have it).i had seen a guy select 5th floor but he s getting down at 3rd.he just wanna say “EXCUSE ME!!” n just touch her.Amidst all these drama I see a guy,he’s counting the no of pages in his hand and is sweating heavily.He has no time to bother about the gal too.I wondered is he allergic to gal’s.The attender on the chair can’t control it anymore “matthe class a??”.”yaa”.”nimige nine holige siglilla alva??”(haha wtf).A guy murmurs “illa pundi sikkide,BEKA?? Ha ha”.I look around and see every fucker on board cursing tthe shit out of the attender.n the GaL has reached her destination.And the lift door open s,The silence is broken,everyone want s to say “WASSUP!!bro” to someone they dont even know-n they never stop talking in English(eventhough it suck’s).
I remember once during some group event one kundapur guy wanted to show off he said “I don’t know kannada,i m from Bombay”.FROM WHEN??ha ha Mr BOLLYWOOD...n he dint know his English sucked more than kannada(tat s wat i call a disaster).
If the gal stop s talking outside the lift to some friend.many want to get down in the same floor.vying for a chance so tat she can see them.my question is THEN WAT??.she see s U,n wat do u expect??she come to u n say “hi handsome i m in luv with ya”ha ha crap.The journey continues.as soon as the door closes each one s complaining tat the other guy was seeing her.they fight on the topic,nerd s have lost their formulae again.the fight continue s n is full of PJ’s n is irritating.n TING the door open s.one guy jump s out, n run s a 100 mtrs race...ASSIGNMENT’s!!(last minute as alway’s).I had done many of these,So it s not a big deal anymore ha ha...
I have seen guy s wait for the gal s to get in,and then they all jump in.i have seen lover’s discussing their personal issues(even they can’t hear the other i guess).n as we know most of the movies have a romantic scene in it...whenever a guy n gal are in a lift..we expect tat they are gonna kiss
i just walk to my class for a different experience to confront.maybe the next blog
what MISTAKE ????
if a barber makes a mistake it’s a new style….
if a driver makes a mistake, it’s a accident…
if a engineer makes a mistake it’s a new venture..
if a politician makes a mistake it’s a new law…
if a tailor makes a mistake it’s a new fashion….
if a scientist makes a mistake it’s a invention…..
if a teacher makes a mistake it’s a new theory….
if our boss makes a mistake it’s our mistake….
if an employee makes a mistake it’s a MISTAKE!!
Before he was Pope Pius II, Aeneas Sylvius Piccolomini was a poet, scholar, diplomat, and
rakehell. And an author. In fact, he wrote a bestseller. People in fifteenth-century Europe couldn't
get enough of his Latin novella Historia de duobus amantibus. An article in a scholarly
publication on literature claims that Historia "was undoubtedly one of the most read stories of
the whole Renaissance." The Oxford edition gives a Cliff Notes version of the storyline: "The
Goodli History tells of the illicit love of Euralius, a high official in the retinue of the [German]
Emperor Sigismund, and Lucres, a married lady from Siena [Italy]."
It was probably written in 1444, but the earliest known printing is from Antwerp in 1488. By the
turn of the century, 37 editions had been published. Somewhere around 1553, the short book
appeared in English under the wonderfully old-school title The Goodli History of the Moste
Noble and Beautyfull Ladye Lucres of Scene in Tuskane, and of Her Louer Eurialus Verye
Pleasaunt and Delectable vnto ye Reder. Despite the obvious historical interest of this archaic
Vatican porn, it has never been translated into contemporary language. (The passages quoted
below mark the first time that any of the book has appeared in
modern English.)
The 1400s being what they were, the action is pretty tame by today's
standards. At one point, Euralius scales a wall to be with Lucres:
"When she saw her lover, she clasped him in her arms. There was
embracing and kissing, and with full sail they followed their lusts and
wearied Venus, now with Ceres, and now with Bacchus was
refreshed." Loosely translated, that last part means that they shagged,
then ate, then drank wine.
His Holiness describes the next time they hook up:
Thus talking to each other, they went into the bedroom, where they had such a night as we
judge the two lovers Paris and Helen had after he had taken her away, and it was so
pleasant that they thought Mars and Venus had never known such pleasure....
Her mouth, and now her eyes, and now her cheeks he kissed. Pulling down her clothes, he
saw such beauty as he had never seen before. "I have found more, I believe," said Euralius,
"than Acteon saw of Diana when she bathed in the fountain. What is more pleasant or
more fair than these limbs?... O fair neck and pleasant breasts, is it you that I touch? Is it
you that I have? Are you in my hands? O round limbs, O sweet body, do I have you in my
arms?... O pleasant kisses, O dear embraces, O sweet bites, no man alive is happier than I
am, or more blessed."...
He strained, and she strained, and when they were done they weren't weary. Like Athens,
who rose from the ground stronger, soon after battle they were more desirous of war.
But Euralius isn't just a horndog. He waxes philosophical about love to Lucres' cousin-in-law:
You know that man is prone to love. Whether it is virtue or vice, it reigns everywhere. No
heart of flesh hasn't sometime felt the pricks of love. You know that neither the wise
Solomon nor the strong Sampson has escaped from this passion. Furthermore, the nature
of a kindled heart and a foolish love is this: The more it is allowed, the more it burns, with
nothing sooner healing this than the obtaining of the loved. There have been many, both in
our time and that of our elders, whose foolish love has been the cause of cruel death. And
many who, after sex and love vouchsafed, have stopped burning. Nothing is better when
love has crept into your bones than to give in to the burning, for those who strive against
the tempest often wreck, while those who drive with the storm escape.
Besides sex and wisdom, the story also contains a lot of humor, as when Lucres' husband
borrows a horse from Euralius: "He says to himself, 'If you leap upon my horse, I shall do the
same thing to your wife.'"
Popes just don't write books like that anymore!
New s is making me happy these days . This made me laugh "I m delighted in a way because the rain s are causing difficulties for commonwealth games,basically i ll be very unhappy,if the Games are successfull because then they will start bringing Asian Games ,Olympic Games and all these,....thousand s of crores are being spent on these circuses like these while the common children are deprived of the basic facilities to play"no need to say who said this,targetting whom.(kya baath hai bhaiyyaa!!)
I love the crisp irreverence,even if it often comes to us from in the form of insolence by our politician s but we need to salvage the former from the latter.Somewhere these intentional or unintentional anti-establishment barbs dare to say the truth-even if it is one person' s version of truth,n can be politically or personally motivated.
As aware citizens,we don't need to watch the mudslinging and mourn how the politicians are stooping to the unforseen lows with every episode of heated back-n-forth.at least the salvos fored from both ends throw some light on different snatches of reality.patch the peices of truth and the puzzle is complete.remember IPL??
We may not have yet known the big fish in the bait,but we have known something far greater as one VIP after the other threatened to expose the other scamster s(mere kiya toh tu bhi gaya-theory of politic's!!).
sample this:-"he is like a leech destroying INDIAN hockey.he is a destroyer who is bent on destroying the national game..."that s wat the former hocckey captain screemed.IS hockey a game??or a gamble??...never see it as a game in any new s.it s alway s about SEX,payment,ill treatment,corruption....n i feel proud ''our national game uphold s everthing that s happening in our nation...AWESOME!!'
Nowadays no one want's dull fact s,sugar-laced diplomacy n who-won-who-lost reporting(/boring!!).the much is much more interesting if you look closer and see who used the hook,who used the crook and who won.join the half truth s you read on the sport s pages everyday and you know the truth about the debate the hockey(It's as simple as solving a puzzle!!) India itself is in:implies to other games too
The sorry figure of amith shah surrounded by CBI sleuths on the front page last week made my day.i know there s a can of worms that s likely to open(mmm i m waiting for some fun).
i dont lament the blame game you see....all theiy are saying is "your party or my party all criminal s must be brought to the book".I'll say let the one-upmanship contue,in the end it ll take everybody down.WHAT A DAY THAT ll BE......waitting for THE GAME to end!!
wat IT??mmm i m just talkin bout IT...wat do we need to be IT...ha ha ya now i know why they take people with good communication skills to various companies....because if u have a good marketing man
ager then u can sell a vada paav for billion's franchise..it s all in ur mouth...i mean NOT the vada paav...i m speaking bout 'HOW WE SPEAK'.....
ya i wanna say that i ll be a successfull marketing manager.Because i have speaking skill s that can fool even the best in the INDUSTRY(ooo over confi!!).ya i have done it quite a time.And some would realise if they go through this BLOG.
i m good at giving presentation s is wat i have been hearing for 6 year s now.AM I??ya i guess i m in presentatioin n many other thing s
which is the smallest computer today??
at first after the invention of computer s everyone was interested to make it more comapact....
within a few years th LAPTOP's came into existance.And everyone started thinking "this is the smallest it can get!!"
but within another few years the CELLPHONES swept the market s n people started "this is as small it can get!!"
n the university of california just blew these 100 of computer s from thier hand n said "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SMART DUST"....
(n i showed all the pic s n VIDEOS of smartdust n it s various uses)
n there was no question s n everyone liked IT...n even the lecturer said it was the best n asked me one question n i said a story tat it was used in US war in IRAN
but SURPRISE SURPRISE...i m GOOD at IT....I LIE!!!
smartDUST is not a computer..it s just a sensor..it just senses the environment for changes...BUT the info was good n correcy
WHY??this method of presentation was called SULTRY ILLUSION(like auditory illusion)...
HOW IT work s....
1.take a new topic or make it new..change small keywords
2.choose a international scene
3.make the slides mostly with pictures(because people believe wat they see..it s related or not...we can relate)
4.keep varying the picture sizes..and keep YELLOW "!" marks near the wordings(it ll arose the audience senses...makin them feel tat the slides are GOOD)
5.change ur styling of slides...BE unique
6.start the PPT with a joke...n relate it to previous presentator s topic....
7.whenever there a chance create a bullshit story internationally...say a date n a place tat no one know s...n a guy s name in case of research(like the smart dust was used in US war on IRAQ...smartdust chip s never came out of LAB s...but it makes the audience feel ..yaa US awesome!!)
8.when question s are thrown create more stories and make them get confused n they ll feel guilt....i dont know this topic
ha ha hp gaya NA MAGIC!!i did use this but i gave all the info right EXCEPT
1.US story
2.it s a computer
maybe this will help ya GUYS...because this is a marketeer s GOLD biscuit
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HELLO EVERYONE
I know today u r more eager for my speech rather than any day
good morning fellow student's,lecturer's,teaching and non teaching staff ,over the emotional 3rd year's,and student's who are here just for refreshment ...
this peech is for the student who still thinks that getting back is a extra credit rather than a disaster this speech is for the teacher who understands that giving avg n imp questions is the tradition of the 21 st century.....
looking back at first year.it feels like it was just yesterday...the first class..first test...the bunks...micro’s the first room mate the second roommate the third roommate then figuring out that u were the problem for my 60%....
yes after joining this institution i learned a lot ...before joining this stream we used to say our marks like i got 60% 80% and so on but here there s a new way for everything
it’s just macha 1 back ,2 back ,3 back or all clear.....it s funny when the topper s say i m all clear
just after CET everyone was asking wat branch are ya taking?....i had a decision in my hands...n i started thinking....which s the easiest branch to work less n earn more...all tat came up was COMPUTER science....
but after these 4 years i feel tat it’s the toughest job ever where even a comma in a program can make u loose a year . we could see this during the MP exam s where the lan was switched off for one of the batches n they all got back’s.n even CS is a vast area where copy paste can create wonders...of coarse whoever created copy paste has saved my lab exam’s
as we see recession is gonna hit back within a short time n i would like to remind u guy’s a few words of the biggest business tycoon of india “DR vijay maalya”.....trust me whatever u can extract from within u is a lot more than wat other’s can extract from within u”..i ll stop the extraction here ...all tat i want to convey is “if u have the confidence bout urselves no one can stop ya.i remember one guy HEMANTH..wat he did was in 3rd year he had 4 backs.n he wrote only 2 backs and he has a general rule he’s not interested to write the last 2 exam ‘s always.similarly he left 2 sub even6th sem +2 back....n guess wat he entered final year with four backs of which he got cleared in revalvation
when we came to third year...the branch was divided into section s...n lot of us friend s were in different classes n we started to make new friends..my section has been a great in many aspect’s ....everyday was new...new charectors...the pranks...passing on opinions and i have finally made very good friends who have helped me a lot in the branch and other activities.if my class is GOA....section C was like old goa....they were in B they are a part of us ...we were together for some great time i would cherish those moment’s forever...n section A is like nitte...these people keep coming to goa "hai hello" n are great friends to have...but i don’t want to brand the sections at this point of time...i want to just call it as ONE CLASS THE CLASS OF 2006
we have done some grave mistakes i the past.our lecturers have taken thing’s in a friendly way n guided us in the right path...lecturers of CS i would love to call them as the best in the college.they are more like ur friends roshan sir,RK sir,venugopal sir,raju ansci maam divya maam n so on...they knew everything bout every student...even they tried a lot to make boring subject’s interesting...but student’s could only manage at max 20 minutes.some lecturer’s add funny lines in their teaching which we loved mainly the DBMS classes...mmm this is the only batch where about 80% have had atleast 1 back...remember DBMS..ya ofcoarse 60% cleared in reevaluation.
N we people will remember u as friends rather than lecturers n HOD is like our best friend,we all know bout him...you just ask for anything he just say’s “go ahead”.even the principal.we had various fest,anandotsav,silver jubilee(don't know tat happened),college day n so on....n has been a helping hand
our junior’s were more interested in zest since the beginning of the year...they wanted it to be the best and they worked a lot for that and on this occasion i would love to thnk them n keep up the spirit
today represent’s a beginning for all of us. So i encourage you ...no i employ you to say thank you...thank the institution for this great opportunity,thank your friends, thank u r lecturer s,thank ur parent’s for their support and celebrate the beginning together...your parent’s would be extremely proud of you cannot understand the joy they are experiencing this would be your best time...say ask for the money
i want to thnk my cabinet people n u all people for making this year a memorable one
do not forget the people of past...remember people who aspired to achieve greatness pranav mistri,lalu Prasad,mallika shrerawat,...
i request all the lecturer’s to forgive us for our mistakes n remember us as ur friends because without u we are nothing
rather than saying some boring sentences i would like to live u guys with a quote from a hero of mine...the immortal words of rancho from 3 idots……all iz well
MY LIFE IN ENGINEERING
PRAJWAL RAI
-Wake up and lie in bed
-Realise you spent 3k‘s on last night s dinner, means no eating for another 2 weeks
-Wake up suddenly with heart in mouth when you realize you did not hit the snooze button-you turned it off
-Fall asleep again
-Wake up with heart and mouth again (damn it’s 8.40...bhagooo!!)
-10 min shower. Will shave tomorrow, breakfast tomorrow (it won’t be good...thinking positive)
-Go to college have a early brunch (diner, canteen, hard rock whatever)
-Pass by branch office and check which lecturer is off (everyone’s present!!).Depression; too much work to do today
-Bunk the first hour and roam around
--Early morning stupefaction
-Go to class....a smile to everyone.....curse your classmate in a low tone and feel happy that he couldn’t grasp your English
-Boring class....feel sleepy, shouldn’t have played counter Strike late night
-Momentary panic attack!!!!!!!!!
-Go to lecturers and ask him some books or doubts tats not even in the syllabus and make him to feel that you are working on the subject
-Break!!!.... Gossips, B’day bumps, discuss on last days fights and watch the birds.........
-Damn daydreams
-Read some news.mid morning yawn time
-Make a copy of some scholar’s assignment...mmm make 2 if 1stone gets lost
- A urge to murder your lecturer on the spot for taking class
-Realise that he has control over next sessionals, attendance, average, your career and rest of your life
-Oh today i need to play football...got to break some legs (someone’s going to get hurt too bad)
-Sit through the class as u were asked to
-See outside the window and think of quitting this degree and open a shop somewhere and a thought to discuss on this topic with your philosopher roommate later
-More daydreams
-Worried about never graduating. Time to write a letter...not! No time for that...check your only notes for time pass...give your friend a missed call
-Watch the clock, damn it’s not working...curse the lecturer again
-Make timetable for tonight...2 movies 1 serial and... Yeah C.S, dota...game on
-Halleluiah...finally freedom...Check out juniors...run to hostel
-Think of going to library after playing....no!!just a thought
-Damn exhausted what fun it was to run around after a whole day of nonsense
-Have a shower....10 min....20min....30 min under the cold water
-Talk to philosopher roommates...crack nonsense jokes that even you don’t understand...scold others..... turn off the alarm and sleep
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