Lungi :- the evolution of revolution Begins

Many dream of visiting God and see his flamboyant lifestyle.Is this possible?.Yes it is WELCOME TO GOD s own country.It s sounds bizarre but there s a place where everything is so flamboyant that you will go nut.A country whose national animal is said to be a mosquito and Dog is the most important God of all.But Most Importantly WELCOME TO THE LUNGI LAND:- KERALA

Whistle Whistle...dance dance whew whew whew whew

Lungi s is the world most comfortable and strategic cloth that you can wear.Lungi is simple and 'down to earth' like the mallu s who will be flaunting it. Lungi is the beginning and the end of evolution in its category.Once you wear a lungi wearing any other cloth on the upper half of the body is totally optional. Wheneve you want to flirt with a girl with your lungi all you have to do is lift one end of the lungi and put it in your mouth thus exposing those shining thighs. A smile is of coarse a compulsion when you are in this position.Lungi actually can be used in many ways. 3/4ths, shorts or as a lungi.Lungi is also said to be derived from a Ancient English word "LOO" and Kannada word "ANGI". I heard it s also got a name called "CRADE TO GRAVE ATTIRE OF A MALLU".

The 3/4dh in Lungi world(this is also a technique used to show u r sexy and u know it)

This has a special significance of it s own.IT s worn whenever you have to pay full respect to your elder s during a Funeral or any festivities and is called the DECENT MANAVAM.
Though this is mostly not used formally because if a dog chases you U ll fall or the Lungi will.So the expert s suggest that you remove it completely before you run(this will be not considered ugly as it s self defense).All Pattingala will run away when a mallu StomBs the Yard like this.HAI HAI run pattingala run





The SHORTDS in Lungi world

This is the kinda Lungi which was derived from the famous 3/4th lungi for multipurpose.From playing cricket ,basketball,fighting,Films and F1 race s to Climbing coconut trees this Lungi will be your ideal choice.TRIED AND TESTED by engineer Mallu's. "these lungi s are the best and let s us to shake legs anywhere we want in the stage" say s michael jackson .









There are rumour s that Lungi was God gift to all the citizens of his country so that they could go fishing with automatic adjusting Cloth that attracted fishes to it. The maker s of Lungi say that it took month s of dedication and R&D to come out with this special gift.It s one of a kind really which doesnt come in sizes but fit s every buttock perfectly.The scientist from the God s own foundation feel that "it s one of a kind of it s own kind the secret of which is not written and cannot be.It is passed on from generation to generation through word of mouth only".The scientific uses of Lungi is beyond every one of our imagination. Fisherman can use the lungi as water filter when in sea,The lungi s can be wore all weather all seasons and that s why they dont feature in summer,winter collections.Victoria s secret model s sometime use the lungi s to cover their girls.It can be used as  swing, swimwear, sleeping bag, parachute, facemask while entering/exiting toddy shops, shopping basket and water filter while fishing in ponds and rivers.The main attraction for lungi s is near the toddy shops.But nowadays our modern boys have made some changes and wear Bermuda s inside thier Lungi s for a gansta look.Mallu s are most worried about global warming than any of us. They make innovation s which will be cool,usable,strong,reusable and has a lifetime warranty.Yes the lungi s once out of service can be used for multipurposes like mopping the floor,covering your dining tables,covering your bikes and cars.marriages.But it s said that whenever a Mallu s is climbing a coconut tree if a girl see s up she will be forced to marry him as that s indecent and show s his curves.

Pronunciation:-

Just like they call Monkey as mongey and simply as Simbly it also pronounced as LUNGEY

                                        Colors:-


It s available is mainly 3 contrast s floral design, checks design and the full plain Mundu pur Kohinoor white design

Orders:-

As mentioned it s a word of mouth not for sale.If you want one stop making fun and visit the place.

It s really not easy to wear a lungi try if u want there no way u will get it at first.Now there s also a british version of Lungi avalable only for girls as the Indian version seems like unwearable for any girl







BRITISH version
















Indian Version:-















Note:- I hope it s not offensive guys.Anyway mallu s really dont care shit about what we say,I know many of them they live thier way and not how we say. .If anything s offensive letme know i ll remove it right away.My guess is that they will be saying patti patti to me and laughing ha ha.


Special announcement:- RAJNI KANTH has been left out of the discussion as his Lungi dint have space in the Blogger.The expert s are trying to provide more space but they are out for server space for RAJNI s lungi.We understand your concern :)