i m GOOD at IT....

wat IT??mmm i m just talkin bout IT...wat do we need to be IT...ha ha ya now i know why they take people with good communication skills to various companies....because if u have a good marketing man
ager then u can sell a vada paav for billion's franchise..it s all in ur mouth...i mean NOT the vada paav...i m speaking bout 'HOW WE SPEAK'.....

ya i wanna say that i ll be a successfull marketing manager.Because i have speaking skill s that can fool even the best in the INDUSTRY(ooo over confi!!).ya i have done it quite a time.And some would realise if they go through this BLOG.
i m good at giving presentation s is wat i have been hearing for 6 year s now.AM I??ya i guess i m in presentatioin n many other thing s

which is the smallest computer today??
at first after the invention of computer s everyone was interested to make it more comapact....
within a few years th LAPTOP's came into existance.And everyone started thinking "this is the smallest it can get!!"
but within another few years the CELLPHONES swept the market s n people started "this is as small it can get!!"
n the university of california just blew these 100 of computer s from thier hand n said "WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF SMART DUST"....
(n i showed all the pic s n VIDEOS of smartdust n it s various uses)
n there was no question s n everyone liked IT...n even the lecturer said it was the best n asked me one question n i said a story tat it was used in US war in IRAN

but SURPRISE SURPRISE...i m GOOD at IT....I LIE!!!
smartDUST is not a computer..it s just a sensor..it just senses the environment for changes...BUT the info was good n correcy

WHY??this method of presentation was called SULTRY ILLUSION(like auditory illusion)...

HOW IT work s....
1.take a new topic or make it new..change small keywords
2.choose a international scene
3.make the slides mostly with pictures(because people believe wat they see..it s related or not...we can relate)
4.keep varying the picture sizes..and keep YELLOW "!" marks near the wordings(it ll arose the audience senses...makin them feel tat the slides are GOOD)
5.change ur styling of slides...BE unique


6.start the PPT with a joke...n relate it to previous presentator s topic....
7.whenever there a chance create a bullshit story internationally...say a date n a place tat no one know s...n a guy s name in case of research(like the smart dust was used in US war on IRAQ...smartdust chip s never came out of LAB s...but it makes the audience feel ..yaa US awesome!!)
8.when question s are thrown create more stories and make them get confused n they ll feel guilt....i dont know this topic

ha ha hp gaya NA MAGIC!!i did use this but i gave all the info right EXCEPT
1.US story
2.it s a computer

maybe this will help ya GUYS...because this is a marketeer s GOLD biscuit