New This week- A martian Enterprise

This is a Random blog I felt like writing after the funny breaking news going on around the channels and the people breaking that news to us. So you can stop reading if you are feeling you have had enough nonsense for the day :p


First of all I think with people at MARS one collecting applications from around the world to send people on a one way trip i think they got it all wrong with so much risk involved here. They missed out the two self proclaimed GODS from India. They should send Mr Baba Ramdev and Miss Durga Maa to Mars.Since they are GODS they can produce as many humans they want for testing there.Weather shouldn't be a problem for them as you no they GODS. Maybe even if we need a medic we can send this following person in the video along for curing diseases there


Curing kidney failure by christian missionary's touch



Also a special person must be sent there as we need to grab lot of land there in Mars from the martian farmers so you know we can have a settlement. I am thinking we can send our Rahul Baba or Pappuji as they call with love there as he is not afraid to goto any borders if they click pictures.He actually tried to meet OROP protesting people just to be kicked out of there badly.We can actually have a few Martians on the panel of Newshour to discuss and come up with a solution to stop the speed of land grabbing by Rahul baba and production by Baba Ramdevs team. No it is fine in times now you don't have to understand what the martians are saying because it always concludes with what the anchor feels like. Martian lady already have complained with the following picture saying that this man molested her with his eyes and i think police will be arresting him and the nation doesnt want to know his side of view at all.
Modi will be travelling with his PR team to Mars soon where he will be taking selfie just to prove he is cool after becoming PM, till then we never saw his selfie works in Gujrath. To end with it was a surprising for the media persons who visited to a few mosques to catch the long bearded Muslims with gun and grenades on Independence day so that they can get good ratings. Every channel can then shout we did it first and tell the molesters not to shout and read news properly.Anyway these reporters saw a very dull scenes outside the mosque which was not worth the news no bomb blasts no shooting no terrorists just following scenes of Muslims hoisting National flag with pride and kids waving the national flags with joy. How can you see that No No this is definitely not worth the news or waste of time to help this community trying hard to get out of the image that they live in because of the misdeeds of a few. Let me End there on a good note and news from this week

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