Indian TV "cereals"

Today s episode Girl drops her spoon while going to serve her husband. Can you believe it? How are everyone in the family taking this situation under control watch "Bullshit story ever written"

This is the state of our TV shows which are just made for some old people at home to watch it and die right away of boredom i guess. While i see the season premiere of a TV show "Breaking Bad" in English

" Today a chemist is going to turn into one of the best drug dealer in the city"

One of the best serials on night time television which has been watched by most Indians on pirated sites or downloaded copies. Still the Indian Tv serials continue to cater their stupid whole day crying act for half an hour. "For the moment we have to endear Ektas rubbish, third grade, intellectually demeaning, recycled, third world, abominable. loathsome, nauseating family soaps on Star Plus. What's worse, is that well educated, well-read / traveled Indians find it entertaining" write some while other just walk around saying "bade acche lagtha hain". 

I got into this Bade accha lagtha hain hype and since I am a filmmaker myself I wanted to see what s such a interesting thing in this. I sat down and watched it for half an hour. Guess what happened in half an hour. Ram the lead of the show decorates his house and Piyu his child who lives with her mother get s ready to goto his house. That s IT!! Common man put something interesting for us also to watch at these times,there are so many shows available.

How many day s can we watch this full day sob stories.And then I realised that every tv show if we played in India wont have any stories because we have a lot of problems here if you have to broadcast

Swearing
Folks here tend to dismiss cursing as coarse and vulgar whereas in other parts of the world it can be a well-rounded sense of humor. I have to confess, I swear a lot in my blog so you know where the bad influence is coming from

Sex talk and toilet humor
Like swearing, discussing what goes on between the sheets or on the loo is a lot less common and everyone will look at you like you just shit in your pants. If you are planning on coming to India leave you manners abroad and buy some of ours in your yoga classes.

Criticizing Amitabh Bachan, Tamil Films
It’s easy to assume that a Sadist would love nothing more than to spend time with you, who doesnt have any idea on the topic, pulling the place apart. Most however, do possess a lingering sense of loyalty and might beat the shit out of you. No matter which part of physics you explain them you got no idea what s coming
Criticising Any relegion, place, caste, street, color,food, animal,Plane, Drinks, team, sports, sickness,  building etc etc
When an American announces that they’re Hindu, Muslim, Christian whatever on your face just respect it dont even try to joke around or the next day you will see thousand s in the street protesting against you. whatever you insult you will get a protest next day.. Try to hold off until they’re out of earshot.

Most importantly You talk drugs on tv you get the fuck out of India and you are banned permanently even though half of the youth are into it :p

with all these complications I think I will go back to torrents and enjoy my show. Piratebay, movies4k here I come. the following rating might say anything but this show was a super hit teargas in India UFF

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